
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
well hello possum me
(Source: inthelifeofa)

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
well hello possum me
(Source: inthelifeofa)
Just a friendly reminder that animals will FUCKING KILL YOU given the chance.
Fuck yeah
That last one’s a manatee are you seriously suggesting that a manatee would try to kill you because they won’t, they’ll just flot next to you and hug you and make you a cup of tea.
and the Orca seriously just says “hi” as well
She won’t do anything else. I’ve tried to take her outside, she doesn’t like the outdoors so she won’t run around. She doesn’t like cat toys, she doesn’t like catnip. Anything normal that cats like she just doesn’t like. (x)
stop I can’t
(Source: britta-saurus)
girls don’t like boys
girls like celebrities old enough to be their parents
(Source: life-ning)