it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you
r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird
we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like
everything good makes you fat an addict or broke
When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours